[ He bends down and pulls open the flaps of the box. He pulls out a couple of Cosmo magazines and tosses them aside, along with a few purses and several boxes of jewelry. After setting aside pairs of sunglasses, headbands, and scarves, he reaches the skirts and tops, most of which are short and revealing. ] Hope you're not against shavin' your legs. Or under your arms. 'Cos both are necessary for bein' a girl.
[action] Oh man, that seriously blows. D: